There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for a half hour.
Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears,
“This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office.
My outraged boss fires me.
When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.
The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.
The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you show up & drink my poison.”