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Tech ZoneBy Tech Zone2024-02-02Updated:2024-02-021 Min Read
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His Wife Opened The Door For His Next Door Neighbor In A Towel.

But He Never Thought He’d Get Her To Do This.

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel. ‘

After thinking for a moment, the woman dr0ps her towel and stands n@k3d in front of Bob, after a few seconds,

Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘

It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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