The boy screams and runs directly home
Two mischievous boys, aged 8 and 10, are known for causing all sorts of trouble in their town. Their mother, hoping to discipline them, asks a preacher to speak to them.
The preacher agrees, but he asks to see the boys individually.The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sits the younger boy down and asks sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”
The boy’s mouth drops open, he doesn’t respond but sits there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeats the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”
The boy lowers his gaze but does not answer. The preacher raises his voice further, shakes his finger in the boy’s face, and bellows, “Where is God?!”
The boy screams and runs directly home and dives into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother finds him in the closet, he asks, “What happened?” “Why are you shaking?”
Gasping for breath, the younger brother replies, “We are in BIG trouble this time.
A man finds a magic lantern on the beach
A man finds a magic lantern on the beach A genie comes out and says “I will grand you three wishes, but I’m a different type of genie, I need you to know whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double.”
The guy is kind of amazed the genie knows about his ex-wife, but he goes ahead and starts making wishes.
“I wish I had a million dollars.” Boom, he gets a million dollars, but 2 million goes directly into his ex-wife’s bank account.
“I wish I had an enormous mansion.” Boom, he gets an enormous mansion, but his ex-wife gets TWO mansions.
“Now think carefully about your last wish, your ex wife will get double whatever it is”
“Ok genie, I’d like you to take me out back and beat me half to death”