Two old guys were pushing their carts
Two old guys were pushing their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other.
“Sorry about that,” said the first old man. “I’m just a little distracted. I’m looking for my wife.”
“Funny,” said the second. “I’m looking for mine too. Can’t find her anywhere, and I’m starting to get worried.”
The first guy said, “Hey, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The second smiled and said, “Well, she’s 27, tall, red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big smile… wearing short shorts.”
The first old man paused and said, “You know what… forget mine. Let’s focus on finding yours!”